Welp

This is the beginning of...something. Whether it be an outlet for words, or the new Gawker for those of you still employed and looking to kill time in that 3 o'clock hour, I welcome you to my brain. Reeling with firm handshakes and rejection, my absence of a full-time job has allowed me the great pleasure of entertaining those of you trolling the internet for something stimulating to read. I can not promise that, but I can promise entertaining.